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Brit Hemphill’s life takes a turn from somewhat manageable to hellish under the guise of a family trip to the Grand Canyon, which in actuality turns out to be a one-way trip for Brit to Red Rock, a Behavioral Modifcation Boot Camp masquerading as a Residential Treatment Facility. Clueless as to why she’s been sent away, and to this place of all places, Brit is not eager to comply to the rules or be easy for the people now holding her captive. Only after some friendly, if biting advice from a Level Six she doesn’t know, does she relent, and earn the beginning of her freedom by achieving Level Two.
Therapy with Dr. Clayton is a sham, at best, and Brit has nothing to say. She doesn’t know why she’s there, doesn’t consider being a teen to be a disorder, and doesn’t want to talk about her mother, who went Schizophrenic a few years ago, at which point her and her father’s lives fell apart. She’s had three years to deal with that, and doesn’t see the relevance. And she certainly doesn’t see what Dr. Clayton could have to say about it, especially since she isn’t even a Doctor.
And so it goes. Group Therapy consists of hurling insults until the victim breaks down, exercise is manual labor, the food is horrible, and a catch-22 for those with eating disorders. The overweight will never achieve any sort of progress while eating the food provided, and will be reprimanded if they don’t. The one highlight, the hikes, aren’t, as they’re really more like death marches. If not for her friendship with some of the other inmates, Brit would have been lost long ago. Even with the Divinely Fabulous Ultra-Exclusive Club of the Cuckoos behind her, Red Rock is still sometimes too much to take. And when their group gets disbanded, assigned new roommates, put under surveillance, Brit isn’t sure she’s going to make it. Not until Martha goes missing, and a girl named Pam gives Brit the true story, which the counselors will cover up, is she galvanized into action.
Brit, together with her sisters, and on the outside, Jed, and two ex-Red Rock employees, begins to build her case. At first she thought it was as easy as finding someone to tell their story. But he wouldn’t listen. So they get all the proof they can. And even then, when she shows up in person to deliver it to him, he writes her off as a spoiled kid. It seems like all is lost. Red Rock will continue on, breaking girls and calling them healed, sending home those without money, and milking those with it for all that they’ve got.
Or maybe not.
Dedicated to misunderstood girls everywhere, this is a harsh but beautiful look at how wrong we can go with the best of intentions, and how even the most backward situations can bring us to the realizations we’ve been needing to make.
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For Alex, the fun ended when his brilliant plan went awry and landed him on a neighbor’s lawn, crushed lawn gnome under tire, puking his guts out on an officer’s shoes. Though if you asked him, it’s nothing to get in a tizzy over. Just a lawn gnome. So what if he intended to drive across down and didn’t make it to the end of the road? No way does he need to pay for it by spending his time with someone as old, unpleasant, and abusive as Sol Lewis. No way. Too bad Judge Trent and his mother don’t agree.
With no choice but to persist, Alex does eventually learn to handle Sol, eventually developing a rapport with him, if an uneasy one. Not until he arrives late one day, an occupies himself with guitar, thus accidentally discovering Sol’s love for music, do they really begin to bond. And at this point, Alex has another brilliant idea. But this time it really is good. He’s going to hold a concert at the home, with two of his insanely musically talented classmates, who he likes to call the Cha-KINGS.
Soon Alex is in it deep. After school practicing, trying to learn to keep up with two musical gods. Off-days, visiting Sol, trying to make the most of their time together, hard as that may sometimes be. In fact, he’s begun thinking of staying on after his time is up. Even after Sol finds out he’s not been there of his own accord and they have a falling out on New Year’s Eve. Even after Sol shows him up at his own gig.
With the arrival of Valentine’s Day, the situation gets more dire. Sol, who has emphysema, has been hospitalized with pneumonia. Alex gets the news as he’s about to leave, and has no option but to go pick up his date, explain the situation, and head to the hospital. After enduring the visit, during which Sol does nothing but call her Laurie, Alex sets his date up with Laurie’s date at the dance, after arriving, filling her in, and being directed to take her to the hospital right now.
By his return visit, Sol is looking better, but Alex is beginning to be forced to face the hard truth. He won’t be around forever.
Back at the home, Sol and Alex continue their lessons, and Alex learns that Sol and the Cha-KING’s have scheduled another show for April. Alex isn’t entirely interested, but agrees on the condition that Sol will take part.
Though she didn’t attend the first time, Alex takes the chance to invite Judge Trent to the concert, and this time she accepts. A fact that is even more surprising than Alex knows.
This was a really, really fun read, and exceptionally quick. You could add it to your pile and it would be gone again before you knew it.
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Zoe Elias has grand dreams of being a pianist. For her, there is nothing better to be. She imagines evening gowns, audiences awaiting in anticipation, beautiful recitals, much adoration. So you can understand how, when her father comes home with a Perfectone D60 Organ, instead of her lovely piano, why she’s a little upset. In fact, she’s fairly sure this might be unforgivable.
But the organ came with free lessons, which she reluctantly agrees to take. Miss Person (read: Persaaahn) is not the world’s most enthusiastic teacher. In fact, during lessons, Zoe doesn’t get into much of her instrument’s capabilities. But when Miss Person isn’t around, she likes to kick things up a little. Which is how, after a lesson one day, upon forgetting her purse, Miss Person comes to realize Zoe has talent, and decides she ought to enter the Perform-O-Rama.
And so Zoe spends the next few weeks practicing and practicing the same song: “Forever in Blue Jeans”. Not knowing the words, she’ll often make up her own. In the Kitchen, baking up a storm, her father, and schoolmate turned constant house-guest enjoy the show.
With the competition nearly upon them, Zoe’s mother not only misses her birthday, but has an emergency at work, which means she won’t be able to take her to the Perform-O-Rama after all. Disaster. Mr. Elias is not exactly known for his worldly skills. In fact nearly every time he goes out, he has to be guided home by a local mechanic. But he knows how important this is to Zoe. Armed with pre-programmed cell phone, ready for any disaster, they set off.
And he does get her there. But doesn’t make it to her first performance, which she would tell you, was not all that bad, since she was not all that good.
This was a very cute and extremely quick-reading story. Through her music, and her enthusiasm, Zoe manages to bring her family together, help a schoolmate, and inspire her dad. So maybe the Perfectone wasn’t such an unforgivable gift after all.
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Leo Caraway considers himself to be at a slight disadvantage. You see, he has a genetic hijacker in his bloodstream–and how can he be held responsible? He knows nothing about the man who contributed half of his DNA, other than his name, which he really only stumbled onto by chance. Until he reads his best friend’s English Term Paper, that is.
After years of unanswered questions from his mother, Leo learns one simple internet search would have given him all he wanted to know. McMurphy, the genetic hijacker, just so happens to be the front man for one of Punk Rock’s all-time beloved bands–Purge. And as fate would have it, right on top of this discovery comes the news that Purge is reuniting for a tour. With his scholarship to Harvard lost to him (and unfairly at that), Leo concludes the only thing to do is find and confront this King Maggot and try to get the money from him.
In an unlikely turn of events, Leo goes from Young Republican (which was actually an unlikely event in itself) to Roadie, landing a summer job with Purge. With his mother in denial, his father having confronted the King to ensure his safety on the trip, and his best friend no longer speaking to him, off he goes.
Along the way, he learns quite a bit, though not all that much about being a Roadie. Nothing turns out at all how he’d imagined, but in the end, it’s actually all for the better.
Very quick and funny read, from the first sentence to the last.
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